Top 10 Signs You've Purchased A Bad iPhone 4

1. Only Accepts Calls From Mel Gibson
2. You Check Your Email & It Shocks Your Nuts
3. There's No Lather When Washing Your Cornea (Oh, I'm Sorry, That's A Sign You've Purchased A Bad Eye Foam)
4. Looks, Smells & Tastes Like A Pop-Tart
5. "Apple Store" Looks Suspiciously Like Some Dude's Trunk
6. You Keep Getting Anonymous Texts Reading, "iPhone Kill You"
7. Pre-Loaded With Naked Photos Of Steve Jobs
8. Operates on 20 "D" Batteries
9. Automatically Answers Every Call With A Computerized, "Yello!"
10. To Make A Call, You Have To Insert A Quarter

Source:ozcarguide.com