A list of six songs that should never be played on the radio between Thanksgiving and New Year's ever again.
6. Santa Baby, Madonna
I always hated the entire song "Santa Baby," but the Madonna version seriously .....
5. Please Daddy, Don't Get Drunk This Christmas", John Denver
A song about painful childhood memories of a father coming home drunk and causing havoc on the family Christmas. So joyous it could only be sung by those who like country music.
4. Santa Claus is Coming to Town, Bruce Springsteen
Living in a region that is polluted with music fans who will shout out long cheers of "BRUUUUCE" as often as you will hear "E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES!" this may not come across as a popular decision.
3. Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey, Lou Monte
You know Dasher and Dancer, Donner and Blitzen... and introducing Dominick the Donkey? I don't know what's worse about this one. The fact that Dominick is important because the reindeer (who should be able to fly) can't climb the hills of Italy or the constant "Hee-Haw" of the donkey getting stuck in my head every time I hear this one!
2. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer, Elmo and Patsy
Country twang? Check.
Calling out Grandma for being a drunk? Check.
Debating (and deciding) to take dead Grandma's presents back in exchange for money? Check.
1. Christmas Shoes, NewSong
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Thursday, December 24, 2009
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