iPad Keynote condensed: Incredible, Beautiful, Amazing

We've shown these videos before when Apple announces new products, because they need to be seen. Apple's use of repetitive language is quite "amazing," if you'll pardon the pun. Here the Steve Jobs propaganda machine is in full swing as he announces the iPad. And no matter what Steve tries to tell you, just remember that you really don't want one of these things, okay? It's a giant iPhone with no camera that doesn't make phone calls, people. Yeah, that's right, I said it. Come and get me, Mac folks. I'm ready for you.