Dyslexics poets write inverse.
My car is a status symbol. The symbol of me being poor!
I may be fat, but you're ugly - and I can diet.
I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions?
JESUS SAVES, he passes to Noah who shoots and SCORES!
Where am I going? And why am I in a handbasket?
JESUS SAVES at Banco de Mexico
My next car is a Bentley*. [* conditions apply]
Insanity: a small price to pay for sheer brilliance!
Heavily medicated for your safety.
Jack is Lord (Honolulu PD)
God loves you, he just has an unusual way of showing it.
If at first you don't succeed, why bother? Your honor student will take care of it.
ANKH if you Love Horus.
Sure, I believe in God. Now where are the miracles?
WWGD: What would Groucho Do?
I'm the product of a secret government project.
My Airman fights for your honor student's freedom!
I have an IQ in the top 2%. Who cares about the other 95%?
I can't get enough minimalism.
Sanity is back-ordered. Sarcasm is in unlimited supply.
I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.
Egrets? I've had a few.
I'm so far behind, I thought I was first.
I am the English Teacher about whom your mother warned you.
Five days a week, my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.
My idea of a team effort is a lot of people doing whatever I say.
As a matter of fact, I DID sleep in these clothes.
That's irrelevant, and irrelevant never forgets.
My car is a status symbol. The symbol of me being poor!
I may be fat, but you're ugly - and I can diet.
I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions?
JESUS SAVES, he passes to Noah who shoots and SCORES!
Where am I going? And why am I in a handbasket?
JESUS SAVES at Banco de Mexico
My next car is a Bentley*. [* conditions apply]
Insanity: a small price to pay for sheer brilliance!
Heavily medicated for your safety.
Jack is Lord (Honolulu PD)
God loves you, he just has an unusual way of showing it.
If at first you don't succeed, why bother? Your honor student will take care of it.
ANKH if you Love Horus.
Sure, I believe in God. Now where are the miracles?
WWGD: What would Groucho Do?
I'm the product of a secret government project.
My Airman fights for your honor student's freedom!
I have an IQ in the top 2%. Who cares about the other 95%?
I can't get enough minimalism.
Sanity is back-ordered. Sarcasm is in unlimited supply.
I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.
Egrets? I've had a few.
I'm so far behind, I thought I was first.
I am the English Teacher about whom your mother warned you.
Five days a week, my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.
My idea of a team effort is a lot of people doing whatever I say.
As a matter of fact, I DID sleep in these clothes.
That's irrelevant, and irrelevant never forgets.
