How You Respond To Hate Mail

When an irate fellow named George came across David Thorne's website, 27bslash6, he took it upon himself to let Thorne know how he felt, sending an email that simply stated, "I have read your website and it is obviously that you're a foggot."
Classy. So what'd Thorne do? Responded cordially of course:

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